With the Olympic games starting and the opening ceremony happening on Friday I thought I would hit on some sports that are unfortunately and unfairly left out of the Olympics.
- NASCAR - Ok, that one is neither unfortunate nor unfair.
- Tug of war - How awesome would this be? It used to be in the Olympic games but was discontinued after the 1920 games. I can only imagine men with pencil thin mustaches in striped tank tops and greased back hair. What the heck?
- Knitting - I think this would give old women everywhere something to aspire to
- Video Gaming - As with knitting this would also give a whole new group of people the hope of becoming Olympic athletes. They would instead not be a ripped muscular athlete but acne covered teenaged Cheetos addicts.
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