Sunday, July 29, 2012

Man Math

As Men we have our own ideas on how things should be in our world. We also need things horribly simplified. So here it is, the basics of Man Math. 
Preface: The Instructions are wrong. If it does not make sense, then it must be incorrect. 

Principal One: Reverse it. For example if it calls for 2 every 4 hours, try 4 every 2 hours.

Principal Two: Increase it. If some is good, then more is better.

Principal Three: Double it.  When in doubt, Double it.

Principal Four: Heat it. If something is not working, apply heat.

Principal Five: Hit it with a hammer. It seems to work on most everything. 

Principal Six: Repeat. If none of these help you achieve desired effects, repeat until they do

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