It escapes me...

I had a brilliant idea today. In fact, it was so amazing it was going to be the subject of my blog post tonight. This subject was amazing. The kind of stuff a blog writers dreams are made of. A once in a life time thing. Then..........I forgot it. Now, I have the Blogger app downloaded on my phone and under normal circumstances I will at least start and name a post just so I can go back to it later. This usually works, but occasionally a few get lost and forgotten (Or I just start to wonder what the hell I was thinking).

SO.....as a treat to you, here is a sampling of some of the things that cross the path of my mind. 

"I'm not sure why Semisonics 'Closing Time' is playing on the radio at 10am, but does that mean I can call it day?"

"Maybe squirrels have it all figured out"

"How am I not involved in a car wreck on a daily basis?"

"I'm pretty sure I can never trust a restaurant that also sells used cars"

"What tribe do tribal tattoos actually come from?"

Now Hiring: Pope

Who's Hiring: The Vatican
Location:Vatican City, Italy
Job:Pope, or The Pope
Description:    The Roman Catholic church is now looking to fill the position of Pope. Must enjoy wearing extravagant robes and large bedazzled hats.  Leader of the Catholic faith. 
Requirements: High school diploma; exhibit a cheerful and helpful attitude. Catholic. 

NO RECRUITERS!
To Apply: Click here to apply online. 

Awesome Jobs I wish I had

Alright, so once again I have gone way too long since my last post. Again I promise to start writing more regular updates and yet again I am probably full of crap. So, I have been giving this some thought. I am going to write about a few Awesome jobs you either never knew existed (they may not, i'm making crap up) or you could probably never get. Never the less, they are fairly B.A. (Bad Ass for those of you not in the know) and you should probably be prepared to be jealoused off. 

• Song writer for Lil' Jon - OK, how hard can this be? This would consist of arranging the words "Yeah" "Okayy" and "What" along to some sort of generic rap tune. I bet it pays pretty decent too. 

•       Monster Truck Driver - I think this is fairly self explanatory. Who doesn't want to drive around a big truck with a 1000hp engine and crush cars? 

• Ikea furniture namer - I'm not sure if being Swedish or Norwegian descent is in any way a prerequisite  for this position, but if not this probably would shape up to be pretty easy. You would literally be making up words that make no sense at all. Channel your inner swedish chef from the muppets. Smorgin  Borgin Yorgin.......

• Mad Scientist - Why are they always mad?You can't actually take over the world or create a cure for the Zombie Apocalypse, but a guy can dream right?