It escapes me...

I had a brilliant idea today. In fact, it was so amazing it was going to be the subject of my blog post tonight. This subject was amazing. The kind of stuff a blog writers dreams are made of. A once in a life time thing. Then..........I forgot it. Now, I have the Blogger app downloaded on my phone and under normal circumstances I will at least start and name a post just so I can go back to it later. This usually works, but occasionally a few get lost and forgotten (Or I just start to wonder what the hell I was thinking).

SO.....as a treat to you, here is a sampling of some of the things that cross the path of my mind. 

"I'm not sure why Semisonics 'Closing Time' is playing on the radio at 10am, but does that mean I can call it day?"

"Maybe squirrels have it all figured out"

"How am I not involved in a car wreck on a daily basis?"

"I'm pretty sure I can never trust a restaurant that also sells used cars"

"What tribe do tribal tattoos actually come from?"

A Funny thing happened.........

A funny thing happened Friday as I was walking in to our local H-E-B (For those non texans reading this, that is a local chain of grocery stores). I was on my way in to the store to buy a couple six packs of delicious ice cold beer, and I was successful at my mission. I digress. As i'm walking across the parking lot towards the entrance of the store. I see two teenage boys pushing a cart..........with a blow up doll. Yep, a blow up doll. I was laughing, while a father with his 5 year old daughter was mortified. He was trying to desperately both shield her eyes, and come up with a way to explain to her what this thing was. As it turns out, it was a particular cart boys first week on the job, and his GRANDMA placed the blow up doll in the cart as a prank. I can't or better yet would not ever want to imagine a grandma going in to probably a sleazy adult shop to purchase this item for her wonderful prank. Maybe it's because I think grandma pranks should involve popping her dentures out and trying to give their grand children big kisses. Kudos grandma, for a very well executed prank.